So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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