plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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