maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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