Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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