i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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