I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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