Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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