So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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