If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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