I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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