Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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