You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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