I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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