So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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