You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
