ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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