I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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