Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I need to align my fucking chakras
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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