i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
If I die, sorry about rent.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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