So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I need water and some morals
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