Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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