and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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