Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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