I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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