Banned from zoo.
Again?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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