Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I am available for nakedness
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