he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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