we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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