And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
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