he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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