quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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