Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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