O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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