I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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