doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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