Me. At least after what I've been through.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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