I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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