I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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