For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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