Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
In America we eat man semen.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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