i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
