Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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