ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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