I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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