Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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