so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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