You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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