there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
