I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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