me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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